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LIFE

What are the most important things you've learned from life?x


American Idioms

Write the definition for the following idioms:

a.A man/woman of means

Once i was poor,but now i'm a man of means!my aunt died and left me a fortune.

b.Big shot

juan is a big shot in local politics.

c.Wet blanket

Every one wanted the party to go on,but Jack,the wet blanket,decided to go home to bed.

Good luck

 

 

 

!! نوشته شده توسط شهرام | 11:46 PM | Sat 7 Mar 2009

Choosing a wife

 

 

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.


The man was impressed.





The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.



Again, the man is impressed.





The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.





Obviously, the man was impressed.





The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.



Now,who do you think he's going  to marry?

!! نوشته شده توسط شهرام | 7:13 PM | Fri 27 Feb 2009

Immigration

If you were able to immigrate exactly where you like,would you immigrate to canada? why?a

!! نوشته شده توسط شهرام | 8:17 PM | Fri 20 Feb 2009

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